15. United Kingdom – Daz Sampson: “Teenage Life”

The stage is filled with women in schoolgirl outfits sitting at desks. They’re singing in thick, Eliza Doolittle accents. Daz is wearing a bright yellow jacket and is rapping about his school days. This is silly (he name drops Mr. T, for crying out loud), yet still way better than The Streets. Imagine “Gangsta’s Paradise” in a major key and you’ll get an idea of how this sounds.

Daz finishes by saying, “Thank you and vote for the music.” Take that, LT United!