8. Germany – Texas Lightning: “No No Never”

Texas Lightning is a country band from Germany that specializes in gimmicky covers of pop songs. They are as country as Senor Coconut is Latino. I love the fact that Germany barely takes this competition seriously. How else would Stefan Raab’s “Wadde Hadde Dudde Da” make it to the final? The song is just adorable, though. Right now, they’re vying for my vote with the song from Bosnia & Herzegovina’s Hari Mata Hari. If I were voting, I mean.