9. Denmark – Sidsel Ben Semmane: “Twist of Love”

One of the rules of the competition is that all the songs are three minutes long, and thank goodness, because “Twist of Love” can’t end soon enough. The song actually is a twist song; key lyric, “he didn’t know how to twist.” It sounds like a song cut from “Grease.” Too bad it wasn’t cut from Greece. I hope this gets the nil vote.