Norway

The two Finnish hosts are generally presenting in English. They say “Hello” in the most adorable way. And they say “Hello” a lot. Fortunately, they only pop up every few songs. Most of the time between songs is spent on the travelogues.

Imagine if Linda Evans were offered the lead in the Baywatch movie RIGHT NOW, and you can imagine how embarrassing it is for Norway’s Guri Schanke to be singing a Latin pop number.

She magically changes outfits three times during this number, by the way. Damn your influence, Koldun!

She also is visibly and audibly out of breath when the song is done. Perhaps she’s too old for this shit?