France's Eurovision 2009 Entry

So the French decided that if they’re going to go to Eurovision, they’re going to go with something that is really goddamned French. French cabaret singer Patricia Kaas’ new single “Et s’il fallait le faire” will represent France at Eurovision, and if you can think of something more French than this, then I’d swear you had stock in une patisserie.

All that’s missing is about 10,000 cigarettes. I guess that Parisian smoking ban is really strict.