Kieran Rates the Big Six at the Eurovision 2013 Final

Here are Kieran’s thoughts on this year’s Eurovision entries by the Big Five and Sweden. Remember: he is four. Be kind.

France: Amandine Bourgeois – “L’enfer et moi

Did Kieran dance? Yes, the Chainoh Dance, “which is kind of like the wiggle dance!”

Did Kieran say he liked it? Yes.

What did Kieran have to say?

“This song makes me wiggly.”

Germany: Cascada – “Glorious

Did Kieran dance? Yes, the Up Down Dance.

Did Kieran say he liked it? Yes.

What did Kieran have to say?

“It makes me dance on the couch!”

“It makes me march, too!”

Italy: Marco Mengoni – “L’Essenziale

Did Kieran dance? Yes, the Kerthin Dance, which involved jumping from cushion to cushion.

Did Kieran say he liked it? Yes.

What did Kieran have to say?

“I liked it because of the sound of his voice.”

“I liked the song because he was under water.”

Spain: El Sueño de Morfeo – “Contigo hasta el final

Did Kieran dance? No.

Did Kieran say he liked it? Yes, but…

What did Kieran have to say?

He spent the song explaining how to play the jumping on cushions game.

“I like it from the guitars.”

Sweden: Robin Stjernberg – “You

Did Kieran dance? No.

Did Kieran say he liked it? Yes.

What did Kieran have to say?

“He started so quick!”

“I like this song!”

United Kingdom: Bonnie Tyler – “Believe In Me

Did Kieran dance? Yes, the Penguin Dance. (It is what you think it is.)

Did Kieran say he liked it? Yes.

What did Kieran have to say?

He did a weird hand gesture and stuck out his tongue.

“I like her because of her head!”

THE VERDICT: Kieran’s favorite – “You!” (Points.)