Highlights from 2018

Our post-Eurovision depression has started in earnest, so let’s cheer ourselves up by looking back at all the awesomeness we beheld at this year’s Song Contest.

Legitimately Good Song

For Our Consideration

Austria: Cesár Sampson – “Nobody But You”
Belgium: Sennek – “A Matter of Time”
Czech Republic: Mikolas Josef – “Lie to Me”
France: Madame Monsieur – “Mercy”
Hungary: AWS – “Viszlát nyár”
Israel: Netta Barzilai – “Toy”
Netherlands: Waylon – “Outlaw in ‘Em”
Sweden: Benjamin Ingrosso – “Dance You Off”

Our Pick: Good lord, can’t we just have them all? We cut our list down to eight and we could cut no further. Musically, this year’s Song Contest was really good, with a fun mix of pop bangers, rock anthems, power ballads, and only-at-Eurovision gems. Right now, “Lie to Me” and “Dance You Off” are the ones in heaviest rotation in the Lemurs household, but picking any of these is like picking our favorite baby.

Biggest Misfire

For Our Consideration

Macedonia: Eye Cue – “Lost and Found”
Malta: Christabelle – “Taboo”
Romania: The Humans – “Goodbye”
Russia: Julia Samoylova – “I Won’t Break”

Our Pick: Russia. Romania and Russia both died in the Semifinals this year, but Romania only missed out on the Final by four points. Russia was well out of the running in 15th place, so their first non-qualification was the bigger fail. Russia’s conceptual staging seemed to hide Julia Samoylova in props, distracting dancers, and overpowering backing singers. She’s been realistic and matter-of-fact in her post-Eurovision interviews, but we think her delegation let her down more than she let down her country.

Campiest Performance

For Our Consideration

Belarus: Alekseev – “Forever”
Moldova: DoReDos – “My Lucky Day”
San Marino: Jessika feat. Jenifer Brening – “Who We Are”
Ukraine: Melovin – “Under the Ladder”

Our Pick: Belarus. Oh, Belarus. Once again, Belarus put its love of high concept staging ideas on display and delivered another classic. Alekseev and his team had a brainstorming session to come up with ideas to incorporate roses into his performance. And then they didn’t edit their list. At all. There was the cheesy idea: Alekseev hands a rose to a camera operator, who holds the rose in the shot while panning over to give the rose to the backup dancer. There was the impractical idea: the backup dancer shoots a rose like an arrow through Alekseev’s hand, FLOWER SIDE FIRST. There was the grotesque idea: Alekseev wore a back piece that looked like he had been shot (stem side first) with a dozen roses. Did we mention there were CGI rose petals that looked like blood droplets? There were CGI rose petals that looked like blood droplets. Utter magnificence.

Least Self-Aware

San Marino’s robots. Obviously.

Biggest Diva Performance

For Our Consideration

Australia: Jessica Mauboy – “We Got Love”
Cyprus: Eleni Foureira – “Fuego”
Estonia: Elina Nechayeva – “La forza”
Finland: Saara Aalto – “Monsters”
Israel: Netta Barzilai – “Toy”
United Kingdom: SuRie – “Storm”

Our Pick: Cyprus. Israel was the favorite going in and Israel was the favorite on the night. Netta was the queen of Eurovision. But Eleni took a song that no one seemed to rate coming into Lisbon, turned it into an attention-grabbing showstopper, and made herself a contender in the process. That’s what divas do.