The crowd is booing LT United a bit. There’s just no room for such cynicism as “We Are the Winners” in the Eurovision competition. Although, honestly, this is nothing compared to Iceland’s entry, which fortunately didn’t make it out of the semis.
I love this song, though. It’s a lot of fun, and the performance is pretty darned playful.
Now the crowd is booing LT United even more. Awesome.
As mentioned, I really like this song. I should point out that I like this as a legitimately good song, and not a playful goofball song, like Finland or Lithuania. Hari is a really good singer. The song is a touch Eurovisiony, but has a catchy riff and a lot of class. Hari Mata Hari is an unfortunate stage name, though.
Since each country is not allowed to vote for its own song, I’m hoping that a Balkan bloc of voters put this one over the top. Yeah, I like this more than Germany’s song.
Pure Eurotrash pop. Points for what look like Chuck Taylors on Mihai’s feet. The streaming video is a bit pixallated, which makes me wonder if the Norwegian singer actually was impossibly cute. Ooo, bad falsetto. Like Ace Young bad. And a key change. Wow, all the goodwill from the sneakers is gone.
Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia’s flag is really fantastic. Their song is still slutty. It does confirm in my mind how popular Shakira is worldwide, because it’s a complete rip-off of her. This is a good time to take a quick bathroom break.
Here’s the first song from the semi-final round. Dima has the number 10 on his wifebeater tonight, of course. Knowing that there’s a woman in the piano waiting to pop out helps distract me from Dima’s mullet. It’s really an amazing hairdo, though. Good round of applause for the woman emerging from the piano. The song is growing on me, but it still pales in comparision to Germany and Bosnia & Herzegovina.
One of the rules of the competition is that all the songs are three minutes long, and thank goodness, because “Twist of Love” can’t end soon enough. The song actually is a twist song; key lyric, “he didn’t know how to twist.” It sounds like a song cut from “Grease.” Too bad it wasn’t cut from Greece. I hope this gets the nil vote.
Texas Lightning is a country band from Germany that specializes in gimmicky covers of pop songs. They are as country as Senor Coconut is Latino. I love the fact that Germany barely takes this competition seriously. How else would Stefan Raab’s “Wadde Hadde Dudde Da” make it to the final? The song is just adorable, though. Right now, they’re vying for my vote with the song from Bosnia & Herzegovina’s Hari Mata Hari. If I were voting, I mean.
Fabrizio looks like Hal Sparks, he does, he does, he does, he does. “I Do” is one of those prototypical Eurovision songs, cynically calculated to compete but not even remotely good enough to win. Although, actually, I don’t completely hate this. Oh, there’s the key change. Cardboard. Pure cardboard.
Las Ketchup had a minor dance hit a couple years ago with a song popularly known as “The Ketchup Song.” I can’t remember what it sounds like, but I’m sure their song tonight sounds like it. They’re doing choreography in office chairs, while two modern dancers wander around the stage. The song is pretty awful, on a Pussycat Dolls level. They’re dressed in red, by the way.
Christine is impossibly cute. She has three back-up singers and two “violin players,” who “play” like they’ve never touched a violin before. The song has a modern Celtic feel to it. You know, the type of Celtic music you see on PBS pledge drives. Mediocre. The song title translates to “elf dance,” by the way. (I’m assuming. It looks like it would translate to “elf dance.”)